"Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee. Sometimes old people hike by mistake."
—Demetri Martin

Remember when I didn’t have to safety pin my rats’ cage door closed because they didn’t know how to open it?
Sigh. Hazel is such a brat. I love her but omg, what a troublemaker. I’m hoping she doesn’t realize the other two doors open the same way. 

… One of my rats taught herself how to open the door to their cage.